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itwillgrow

második.

Dec 31, 2009 17:30

[ With some trepidation, Hungary picks up the phone. She has no idea how it works beyond that, so she just starts talking. ]

Is this working? ... Okay, I'm gonna assume it is. If anyone can hear this, listen up.

First! My name is the Kingdom of Hungary. Not- ugh. Definitely not "Gary Honda." So all you weirdos calling me that- stop. Right now ( Read more... )

drones, ◊ austria, !phone, using her brains, ◊ japan, planning, ◊ jane volturi, ◊ ukraine, ◊ mia fey

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motheringnation January 1 2010, 01:08:33 UTC

I'd be happy to help! What do you want to know?

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 01:09:57 UTC

[ Okay, even braced for it, she's startled when a voice comes OUT OF NOWHERE and speaks to her. So: ]

How these things work!

motheringnation January 1 2010, 01:13:54 UTC

Oh, those are called phones. The part you hear my voice coming from, you listen in there and then you talk into the other end.

You can use them to call other phones in peoples houses. That way you can talk to someone without leaving the house.

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 01:14:35 UTC

How do they work? More of that electricity stuff?

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fuelefficient January 1 2010, 01:36:26 UTC

No need for apologies.

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 01:37:37 UTC

Well, okay. But, I do feel a little bad.

fuelefficient January 1 2010, 01:39:17 UTC

Since you were new and it was unexpected, no one can blame you.

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 01:43:46 UTC

You're telling me.

hurtjustalittle January 1 2010, 03:24:15 UTC

I could understand wanting to know the location of an armory, but you just woke up in a horrible, fake American town, and finding a Church is one of your first priorities?

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 03:26:38 UTC

Yup.

hurtjustalittle January 1 2010, 03:28:04 UTC

...You better not be one of those damn religious fanatics.

itwillgrow January 1 2010, 03:31:31 UTC

[ SO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EVEN ANSWER THIS. SHE'S FROM THE 1220s. IF YOU AREN'T A RELIGIOUS FANATIC, YOU GET BURNED AT THE STAKE. ]

A what?

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bustydefense January 2 2010, 06:02:54 UTC

If you need help, let me know.

itwillgrow January 2 2010, 17:08:55 UTC

To start, what's with this place?

bustydefense January 5 2010, 18:59:02 UTC

Which part?

itwillgrow January 5 2010, 19:02:39 UTC

All of it!

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hateslonglines January 2 2010, 19:57:31 UTC

[Oh god why!?]

H-Hungary...?

itwillgrow January 2 2010, 19:59:30 UTC

That's right! [ Getting used to these phones, so she speaks at a normal speaking volume. ] Hello! Can you hear me?

hateslonglines January 2 2010, 20:10:00 UTC

Ja, ja, I can hear you.

I'm....glad to see you've returned...however...for some reason I am left hoping you won't shoot arrows at me leaving me to burden Switzerland for the billionth time.

itwillgrow January 2 2010, 20:11:48 UTC

Switzerland? Wait, who are you?

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