második.

[itwillgrow]

[ With some trepidation, Hungary picks up the phone. She has no idea how it works beyond that, so she just starts talking. ]

Is this working? ... Okay, I'm gonna assume it is. If anyone can hear this, listen up.

First! My name is the Kingdom of Hungary. Not- ugh. Definitely not "Gary Honda." So all you weirdos calling me that- stop. Right now

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[hurtjustalittle]

I could understand wanting to know the location of an armory, but you just woke up in a horrible, fake American town, and finding a Church is one of your first priorities?

[itwillgrow]

Yup.

[hurtjustalittle]

...You better not be one of those damn religious fanatics.

[itwillgrow]

[ SO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EVEN ANSWER THIS. SHE'S FROM THE 1220s. IF YOU AREN'T A RELIGIOUS FANATIC, YOU GET BURNED AT THE STAKE. ]

A what?

[hurtjustalittle]

[HAHA SHE'S TALKING TO A KID WHO WAS BURNED AT THE STAKE TO THE POINT OF DEATH FOR WITCHCRAFT.Lots of issues here.]

One of those idiots who spend their entire lives kissing the asses of Priests in the hope that, when they die, they will go to heaven.

[itwillgrow]

[ THEY WILL BE BESTIES!!! ]

I know I'm going to heaven. I'm a Catholic nation, and I've converted tons of people!

[hurtjustalittle]

There's no heaven.

[itwillgrow]

Hah! Wrong.

[hurtjustalittle]

Have you ever been there?

[itwillgrow]

I'm not dead.

[hurtjustalittle]

How lucky you are.

But if you've never seen God or heaven, how do you know it's there? It's all just rubbish. People should think before living, fighting, dying and killing for these things.

[itwillgrow]

Of course it's there! The Pope and the Bible say so!

[hurtjustalittle]

...Wow. A mortal man and a book. That's some evidence you've got.

[itwillgrow]

You're a pagan, aren't you?

[hurtjustalittle]

No, no.

Just an athiest.

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[itwillgrow]