Come on, Teuton- you've been acting weird all week.

I don't like that nickname, Gary. Please call me Gilbert.

See! That's totally wrong! You said please! And those aren't our names!

[ The two "siblings" are walking home from elementary school together, both dressed for once in time-appropriate clothing. But while Hungary has gotten better at ( Read more... )

Ugh.

What the heck is everyone yelling about? What's going on? ...Why was I acting so weird?

[ Half-heartedly: ] Probably some kind of sinister Cuman plot. I guess.

[ If passing 1763 Beaver Street, you might hear part of an argument between Hungary (yelling) and her drone "mother" (not). ]

I'm not taking a bath!

Now, now, Gary~! You need to take one!

That's not my name! And there's no way!

[ And with a slam of the door, Hungary bolts out of the house and into the street, looking (and, frankly, smelling) ( Read more... )

[ With some trepidation, Hungary picks up the phone. She has no idea how it works beyond that, so she just starts talking. ]

Is this working? ... Okay, I'm gonna assume it is. If anyone can hear this, listen up.

First! My name is the Kingdom of Hungary. Not- ugh. Definitely not "Gary Honda." So all you weirdos calling me that- stop. Right now ( Read more... )