Track 24: It's a hard life

[itsjustafruit]

You know, even the Christians and lions thing wasn't really all that interesting. I never understand how anyone could think that watching underfed felines eat mostly underfed humans is some kind of spectator sport

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[justashow]

You're watching it?

[itsjustafruit]

It's something to do and you should see some of the things people can do here.

[justashow]

I'd rather not give anyone a reason to threaten me.

Knowing too much can be hazardous to your health.

[itsjustafruit]

Not knowing enough can be, too.

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[treadingdawn]

It's unsporting and shameful to true martial games.

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[itsjustafruit]

Sure, sure, but it's not like I put this together. Usually humans do this to themselves, you have to admit.

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[treadingdawn]

I wasn't blaming you, Crowley, only stating. I think the spectator aspect is common to some, humans and Narnians alike.

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[itsjustafruit]

I think it would be more interesting if they wanted to fight each other - seeing grudges and grievances fought out for the edification of the masses.

This is kind of dreary.

[jiggity_jig]

It's not nature. Nature is much more practical and less wasteful than something like this.

No, this comes from the fertile imagination of man. Who else could think of such a way to pervert free will, after all?

[itsjustafruit]

I-- Shit, shit, shit, what's this? would agree with you, but it's not humans organizing this one.

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[jiggity_jig]

Ahh but they were the first to do so. Laying the template so to speak.

[itsjustafruit]

You'll get no argument from me there. You're quite right, in fact.

[proudbutterfly]

This one thought the sport was about presuming their brand new togas.

[itsjustafruit]

Shit! Wasn't the Big Guy enough? I have to have this one, too today?

Like going to the opera in Paris.

[proudbutterfly]

Ohhhh. How many fanciful memories! That's where this humble jester got to show off every new hat.

[itsjustafruit]

Right. Sometimes I was a bit busy putting irritating herbs in the singers' drinks.

[fairy_srsly]

This is pretty primitive, huh? It's better when the animals fight each other.

[itsjustafruit]

Mostly it's boring.

[fairy_srsly]

But they serve good popcorn.

[itsjustafruit]

Popcorn's mostly best for throwing.