Track 24: It's a hard life

[itsjustafruit]

You know, even the Christians and lions thing wasn't really all that interesting. I never understand how anyone could think that watching underfed felines eat mostly underfed humans is some kind of spectator sport

Comments

[fairy_srsly]

This is pretty primitive, huh? It's better when the animals fight each other.

[itsjustafruit]

Mostly it's boring.

[fairy_srsly]

But they serve good popcorn.

[itsjustafruit]

Popcorn's mostly best for throwing.

[fairy_srsly]

You're the second person who's said that to me! I mean, it's not like I don't agree, but is there anything wrong with just eating it?

[itsjustafruit]

Kernels in your teeth?

[fairy_srsly]

I'm okay with flossing.

[itsjustafruit]

Good for you. Poor oral hygiene is best left in the past centuries.

[fairy_srsly]

I hear it's still big in the UK, but I'm not sure myself.

[itsjustafruit]

Compared to past centuries, they're doing much better.

So I hear.

[fairy_srsly]

I do know for sure that breasts are getting bigger over there! That's a step in the right direction.

[itsjustafruit]

Vanity's not such a bad thing and silicon works wonders.

[fairy_srsly]

You're behind on the times, mister. Saline is where it's at.

[itsjustafruit]

I hear the texture on silicon is better.

[fairy_srsly]

But saline is adjustable! B one week, FFF the next.

[itsjustafruit]

Stretch marks.