I don't understand how people can be as musically retarded as they are. I asked my sister today if she liked agalloch, an ambient atmospheric band with pepperings of black metal moments and a cold, esoteric sound. She listens to it for a second, hears distorted guitars, and replies that she doesn't even listen to schoolyard heroes anymore, an ( Read more... )

Is badly sprained. As in a fist-sized swelling on the right side of it. Hopefully I'll be able to walk in 1-2 weeks. Fuck. Basketball. I

Ah, Christmas. The one time of the year that my family pretends to respect sacred religious rites to any degree whatsoever. We do this to an admittedly small degree, but still to a large enough extent to make me hate Jesus. You see, Jesus and I formed a pact several years ago. It went something like this. I won't be overtly anti-Christian so ( Read more... )

So, I just solved a problem (I solved it first and correctly) on the facebook group (I wish I were your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves ( Read more... )

My sister, although somewhat distraught, is completely okay. She has definitely learned a crucial lesson about alcohol. Waking up the hospital does that to a person, I suppose ( Read more... )

This is a brilliant, satirical metal song.  Absolutely hilarious in its overthetopness.

http://download.yousendit.com/338A486D2BA6A57F

Well, I did it.  I wrote my first essay comparing Te Quiero Puta to medieval Spanish Romance.

Today was fun.  I owned some people at ping pong.  My section is finally starting to come together, learn each other's names, shit like that.  It's a glorious thing, for sure.  We now have our badass symbol.  I shall illustrate.


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So, this is a rant against, well, most of the people I know here in Spokane.  Why, you might ask?  The answer is fairly simple.  I'm motherfucking pissed right now and I want to vent.  It isn't designed to be a parting shot as I leave, even though I'm aware that it will seem such.  Ah well.  Such is life.  I'm actually just angry mostly because ( Read more... )

So... its about time for an update ( Read more... )