One of these foolish creatures has invaded my cabin. Don't we have cages for the foolish thin- Jiggly! I said LEAVE, you- Jiggly! Jigglypuff! ....Is that a microph-

It appears this particular creature has been stealing things from Radio Ops. If there have been any other thievery's, report them imm- [Singing from the background] Jiiiiiglypuuuuff~ ( Read more... )

Foolish fops and their parties. As though we have time for any of this foolishness - there is a city to aid, or had you all forgotten ( Read more... )

What precisely is taking the clean-up so long? We have reports to make and a ship to repair, so I suggest you fools hurry and burn the monstrous things.

Unless the sweep crew would prefer I come down there and assist, I'd recommend bringing an end to this foolish delay swiftly.

[The sound of zombie apocalypse battle gradually picks up as she gets closer to the barricade.]

To the fools at the front lines - you must be particularly foolish individuals to not only engage in hand-to-hand combat with these...things, but also manage to get yourself bitten. Pray you can escape before one of us aims in your directio- [She cuts ( Read more... )