Right, then. Something is amiss. And it's not even the good kind of something that leads to really brutal angry sex after I've gone and made a mess of something.
So! Which of you lot is currently hiding something rather large and possibly humanoid from me?
1. "Did I leave the gas on?" 2. Having sex with my ungodly beautiful wife 3. "Did I leave the Bunsen burner on?" 4. Fae politics 5. "Did I leave my keys in the house again?" 6. Tea with Felix 7. "Did I forget to put shoes on again?"