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[its_all_gold]

Right, then. Something is amiss. And it's not even the good kind of something that leads to really brutal angry sex after I've gone and made a mess of something.

So! Which of you lot is currently hiding something rather large and possibly humanoid from me?

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[onthefullmoon]

Possibly humanoid?

[its_all_gold]

...well it is now, darling.

[onthefullmoon]

You're not making any sense, darling.

[its_all_gold]

Cork it, dearest, I'm getting enough lip from your increasingly well-endowed counterpart as it is.

Who did you bring?