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itasianinvasion

Day 24: Pop Quiz, Hotshot.

Mar 02, 2008 10:51

A crazy scientist (note: not mad) has figured out a way to give people superpowers. However, by the time you get to his lair, most of the good ones have been taken.

The only ones he has left are:

A.) The ability to talk to plants. You can make them move, grow faster, they communicate back to you etc.

B.) The ability to talk to fish. You can ( Read more... )

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Comments 11

shatteredwithin March 3 2008, 15:57:00 UTC

Tough choice. I think I would just flip a 3-sided coin (wtf?). However, if you could breathe underwater, you would never lose a game of Marco Polo.

itasianinvasion March 4 2008, 04:41:34 UTC

You could go to places with the bars in th pools, and hustle people at Marco Polo for money.

coolhandskippy March 3 2008, 16:50:00 UTC

I'd say the fish thing. Normally I'm kinda scrred of water, but this would probably help to cure that. "Hey sharks! Don't eat me, idiot!"

goatsquotes March 3 2008, 18:23:57 UTC

Doler, if sharks heard your voice it would only make them want to hurt you even more.

coolhandskippy March 3 2008, 21:00:22 UTC

Better than them mistaking me for food Nick

itasianinvasion March 4 2008, 04:43:14 UTC

I think they'd hurt you by eating you.

Now, if you're just worried about the awkwardness of explaing to a shark that you're not food, you're fine. If you don't want to get eaten, you might be in trouble.

Unless sharks can administer indian burns. Or use hammers.

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Is there a curve? spanishbullshit March 3 2008, 21:28:39 UTC

My gut reactions is B. The sea is a beautiful and mysterious place. Regardless of whether or not fish are particularly good at holding a conversation, the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely would open your vacation possibilities immensely ( ... )

Re: Is there a curve? itasianinvasion March 4 2008, 04:44:14 UTC

They're not keeping you very busy in law school, are they?

Re: Is there a curve? spanishbullshit March 4 2008, 15:17:42 UTC

(single tear)

Re: Is there a curve? spanishbullshit March 23 2008, 19:31:44 UTC

I'll agree with JP here. While I more often than not don't give a shit about my fellow man, I do happen to give a shit about my fellow woman, and weather alteration, however minor, makes for the perfect date. This is also probably the easiest superpower to keep under wraps as you're not conversing to a fucking tree while the homeless guy next to you is telling the squirrel how big of a nutcase he thinks you are.

Also, that's not a typical superpower and I could probably convince people I was a demi-god or something... which is something I've always wanted to be... or... am.

Buz