The brilliant, if not a little crazy, scientist is back.  He’s developed a series of vision powers.  You only get one, which will it be?

A.)    Heat vision.  Just like Superman, you can burn holes in mountains, melt steel, cook a turkey or, if you’re invulnerable, tone it down enough to shave your face by banking it off something.  No Cyclops visor ( Read more... )

To go along with the previous entry about superpowers:

I spend, easily, hours a day thinking about superpowers.  Were I to take that time and energy and spend it on finding a cure for cancer or developing an engine that runs on water, cancer would still be rampant, and you’d still shell out fistfuls of cash for gas, because the only things I’m good ( Read more... )

A crazy scientist (note: not mad) has figured out a way to give people superpowers.  However, by the time you get to his lair, most of the good ones have been taken.

The only ones he has left are:

A.)    The ability to talk to plants.  You can make them move, grow faster, they communicate back to you etc.

B.)    The ability to talk to fish.  You can ( Read more... )