Mar 06, 2008 21:58
The brilliant, if not a little crazy, scientist is back. He’s developed a series of vision powers. You only get one, which will it be?
A.) Heat vision. Just like Superman, you can burn holes in mountains, melt steel, cook a turkey or, if you’re invulnerable, tone it down enough to shave your face by banking it off something. No Cyclops visor necessary, unless, you know, like that look. If you wear glasses, it does not fix your vision, just lets you shoot lasers from your eyes.
B.) X-Ray vision. You can see through anything except lead, but it’s not controllable. So you can look through the couch to see what’s in the basement, and maybe the remote underneath it, but you can’t just look through someone’s clothes. It basically lets you see the outline of everything. If you look through a wall, you’re aware of the boards framing your house, the nails driven into them, but you still see through them at the same time. The clarity of your x-ray vision is not affected by any vision problems you may have.
C.) Hypno-vision. Like the Jedi mind trick; if you can make eye contact with someone, you can send them a single command, but it can’t be a command that they would morally have a problem with, so they won’t have sex with you, sorry. But if you want them to tell you something, unlock a door, get you a beer, think that these aren’t the droids they’re looking for, that’s all fair game.
Remember to show all your work, unless you’re JP. He shows way too much work.
Matt
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