*George and Todd go up to her room at Milliways*

So, what do ya want to do first?

*George and Todd go up into Todd's room for some privacy*

It is so much nicer up here.

Lot less noise.

*George sits in the cab of an 18-wheeler with a very butch lesbian*

God what is that smell!

It smells like a dirty sock was used to wipe a skunks' ass!

UGGHHHHHHH

*The reason George is sitting in this filthy cab was because when she found herself on the New Jersey Turnpike, she realized she had left her purse sitting in the bar*

One Day ( Read more... )

What the fuck!

One second George was looking at the little girl and the next all she saw was black.

She hit the ground with a thud.

"Ow."

George stands quickly to and starts yelling

"What the fuck was tha-"

She looks around and realizes that this ain't Kansas Milliway's anymore ( Read more... )

*Sun light comes through the window in the room atop Milliways onto George's face. She wakes to hear noise downstairs and a very high pitched noise she can't fully distinguish in here grogginess. After taking a second to get her bearings, she realizes it his her cell phone ringing in the pocket of her pants across the room. Wrapping a sheet around ( Read more... )

Oh my god. Am I actually going upstairs with him? God I am undead. Well I am undead but not dead dead. This si so strange, but romantic. I never would have done this when I was alive. I never did this when I was alive. MY GOD! I AM AN UNDEAD VIRGIN! What the fuck am I going to do! Calm down just breathe. Everything will be ok...I hope....

Here I am. Right here.