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[istuffmypants]

Would anyone care to tell me why Evans or an extremely life-like rubber doll moulded to her likeness slept in our dormitory last night? Hmmmmm? JAMES AGNETHA POTTER YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO.

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[ihavebigprongs]

She did? Golly.

[istuffmypants]

YES, PRONGS, SHE DID. AS IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. YOU HAD YOUR FACE BURIED IN HER DIRTY PILLOWS OF DOOM, JAMES.

[ihavebigprongs]

HEY. HER HEAD WAS ON MY CHEST. I DID IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM TOUCH HER DIRTY PILLOWS OF DOOM.

[istuffmypants]

YOU DID. I SAW YOU. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I'M NOT A NEAR-SIGHTED BAT TYPE THING, THESE EYES DO NOT LIE.

[moopylunin]

Wow, I thought James had just got really fat.

[istuffmypants]

The pile of red hair on his pillow wasn't any sort of indicator??

[moopylunin]

I don't really watch James very closely when he's sleeping.

[istuffmypants]

Well an extra body in the room isn't exactly inconspicuous is it!?