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[istuffmypants]

Would anyone care to tell me why Evans or an extremely life-like rubber doll moulded to her likeness slept in our dormitory last night? Hmmmmm? JAMES AGNETHA POTTER YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO.

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[ihavebigprongs]

She did? Golly.

[istuffmypants]

YES, PRONGS, SHE DID. AS IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. YOU HAD YOUR FACE BURIED IN HER DIRTY PILLOWS OF DOOM, JAMES.

[ihavebigprongs]

HEY. HER HEAD WAS ON MY CHEST. I DID IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM TOUCH HER DIRTY PILLOWS OF DOOM.

[istuffmypants]

YOU DID. I SAW YOU. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I'M NOT A NEAR-SIGHTED BAT TYPE THING, THESE EYES DO NOT LIE.

[ihavebigprongs]

Well. Unlike some people I'm not a sex obsessed PERVERT.

[istuffmypants]

I BEG TO DIFFER.

She was in our dormitory, James. Barely a week after burning it d- oh wait that was you NEVER MIND but STILL. It's not gravy.

[ihavebigprongs]

correction > she was in MY bed. MY bed being MY property and therefore NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. It is gravy. It's very gravy. It's gravy like bisto.

[istuffmypants]

Ahhhhh Bisto!

[ihavebigprongs]

SEE? IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Now lemme alone.

[istuffmypants]

PRONGS.

[ihavebigprongs]

For the love of Lucifer's slightly floppy left testicle WHAT?!

[istuffmypants]

She's a vampire!!!

[ihavebigprongs]

Who's a vampire, Sirius?

[istuffmypants]

Evans!

[ihavebigprongs]

Where the pissing hell did you get that idea?

[istuffmypants]

Well there's the part where she was DRINKING YOUR BLOOD but aside from that it's just a hunch.