how is your life?

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and prefaced it with happy melodies awkward harmonies and shitty recordings to brighten your day:

www.reverbnation.com/forkinitup

if you like it, all the better for me. hope you enjoy.

In response to my last post Curtis so brilliantly suggested that I join The Few, The Proud, The Marines. Lee suggested that I collect bar coasters. Well guess what, fuckers. I'M DOING BOTH.

Surprisingly it's going quite well.

Love,
Patty

I make a better chair than a window... or something.

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I abhor Twitter. I have an account that I’ve used roughly four times. I created the account 6 months ago to write messages to Shaq and Britney Spears and mock other Twatters (to myself) when I had nothing better to do during class or when YouTube videos weren’t cutting it. There were 2 types of Twatters ripe and ready for a good mocking. They ( Read more... )

I've never really been a fan of reality television, so I must write this down so I can remember it: The Season 5 finale of "Hell's Kitchen" is one of the most glorious pieces of television I have ever seen in my entire existence ( Read more... )

Matthew: So whats your prediction on Aurbunr this year in the Iron Bowl?

Patty:oh dont ask me questions like that
you should know better

Matthew: im jk
haha
i know whos gonna win but i wont tell ya

Patty: okay keep me at bay

Matthew: you will just have to see it yourself
roger that buddy

Patty: i suppose i will. roger.

2:57pmMatthew is

Let's first establish the facts: Banks are like men who... fuck, let's not try an analogy, and further, maybe I should quit acting as if more than one person is writing this right now. I will begin again ( Read more... )

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