Comments | isthisawkward: I should Chase you down and point a gun at your bank account.

isthisawkward

I should Chase you down and point a gun at your bank account.

Aug 20, 2009 12:52

Let's first establish the facts: Banks are like men who... fuck, let's not try an analogy, and further, maybe I should quit acting as if more than one person is writing this right now. I will begin again ( Read more... )

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dxl August 21 2009, 16:41:43 UTC

I definitely plan on making my elderly millionaire wife buy us a beach side villa in Ibiza

isthisawkward August 21 2009, 22:41:59 UTC

she will die before she signs the papers.

lilith_the_rat August 24 2009, 08:28:46 UTC

the unstoppable hilarity~.

could you make me a great god son... vincegoodroe August 24 2009, 22:28:10 UTC

I wish i could get you to start boning Ahmed Khairy to produce a child so that i could raise him to be the most beautiful futballer of the Nubian tan-ship. Oh please give me a god son Patty...(http://www.fifa.com/confederationscup/players/player=304910/)

Re: could you make me a great god son... isthisawkward September 4 2009, 01:25:21 UTC

im actually considering it. can you say... CHILD SUPPORT!!! (HIGH FIVES)