My friend Wileena started posting again so I'm going to make a come back and start posting all the tepid details of my last bowl of cereal and/or my last phone call. Obviously, this type of brilliance can't go overlooked and quite frankly, it would be a damn shame if I wasn't able to tell you all the crazy happenings of the last three years. That's ( Read more... )

Trent here, bitching like preusuals dawg. Jowell and Thomas are dead I'm afraid. Had to whoop them up on the ol' one two one two. You know what I mean, had to clean their pipes. Had to ruffle their whistles. Had to wet their feathers and all that jazzy shnazzy nazi bullscrap. Note to the ho's at home; that is bull scrap, not bulls crap and I will ( Read more... )

I really don't, I mean, one is running our country at the moment so in the end, this is all fine and good, but when one ruins a comprehensive save that had a lot of time put into it, it helps push the whole "get the fuck out you stupid fucking idiot, you're everything that makes this world shit" speech.The last thing I want to come home to after ( Read more... )

\Hy"dra\, n.; pl. E. Hydras, L. Hydr[ae]. [L. hydra, Gr. "y`dra; akin to "y`dwr water. See Otter the animal, Water.] 1. (Class. Myth.) A serpent or monster in the lake or marsh of Lerna, in the Peloponnesus, represented as having many heads, one of which, when cut off, was immediately succeeded by two others, unless the wound was cauterized. It was ( Read more... )

This is my final offer Target. I figure, you have given millions of dollars back to various communities and serial killer communes every week, you can at least meet my demands as they are logical and beyond and any shadow of a doubt, reasonable. Alright, I figure "You missed one week" so what, just make up for it next week with a German, Swahili ( Read more... )

Man, I just came back from Target and I'm feeling a little down. I don't know man, I mean. When I walked in, I fully expected to be greeted by the typical mentally challenged greeter. Why then was I not greeted by a single soul? This week, I was TOTALLY expecting an asian one man, those are the goofiest. But whatever, if I can't feel better about ( Read more... )

Something occured to me the other day. Get this cool cats. Hookers offer various sexual favors in exchange for currency of the nation they're offering services in ( Read more... )

and I realized something! Eureka I thought to myself ... well not really, that would make me a proponent of devilrish faggotry and being from the south, we don't like queerzos down here. So back to the point, I was on a morning stroll when I saw a hooker. She was a beautiful lass and well, to get matters going, I stabbed her eyeball with a crude ( Read more... )

That your life is slipping away? I don't because I already have Parkinson's and I'm starring in Teen Wolf.

- Isolatee

  I'm as prolific as one gets. Give me a cheating wife, a glove, a white bronco and a mad bag o' moneyz, and I'll give you the trial of the century. When life gives you lemons, make eyeball lemonade is how the ol quote goes and by golly, I'm going to try my best to abide by all interpretations of the word ( Read more... )