I'm back

[isolatee]

My friend Wileena started posting again so I'm going to make a come back and start posting all the tepid details of my last bowl of cereal and/or my last phone call. Obviously, this type of brilliance can't go overlooked and quite frankly, it would be a damn shame if I wasn't able to tell you all the crazy happenings of the last three years. That's

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you're a dead man-type lady-wife

[anonymous]

If I even so much as slightly glimpse you in a fleeting and fading dream, i'll kabash your knees with the power of a thousand hammers combined with the power of at least one thousand hammers. I love you babes, and if thomas so much as lays a hammer on your thighs ... need i remind you of the hammers.

P.S.

I baked you a cake and sent it to the warden. It's maybe a spoon or spork type thing, but thomas tells me this screwdriver is in the shape of a hammer.

[felix_beamer]

Thomas also wanted me to tell you the cake he baked had a screwdriver or something in it. Just in case you took a bite and snapped off your upper lip.

Now that i'm an honest man, give that forsaken slut back to me!

Listen ...

[isolatee]

You sir, are a piece of shit. How dare you reply to my post in an attempt to get your cockamamy a little moist, a little bit damp as it were. I'll thank you kindly to mind your own business. Why would I write things online so everyone could see them?

[felix_beamer]

Piece of shit he says ... Trent tells me you miss the sweet caress of daddy's big mass o' meat shale, joel.