"Oh, Richard," Emily said, sweeping into her husband's office dramatically. "This is worse than discovering Rory's extra curricular activities or her Burken bag -- which I haven't seen in while now that I about it..." Emily trailed off, bringing her finger to her chin ( Read more... )

- Richard proposing to me at Yale ( Read more... )

[Richard is has_funflask and used with permission and love.]

[You Just Got Pwned!"Richard!" Emily yelled, loud enough for her husband to hear her in his study. After not getting a response, she read on, the newspaper in her hands crinkled at the side from where she was grasping it tightly. "Richard!" she repeated, shaking her head this time ( Read more... )

- Credit card receipts
- Dry cleaner receipts
- The bill for the club
- Any DAR documents
- Checks
- Guestbooks to funerals, weddings, and charity functions
- RSVP's to charity functions
- My living will. What? It's not morbid, it's being practical.

- marrying Richard
- the way I raised Lorelai
- Friday night dinners
- taking Rory in during her...sabbatical from Yale
- inducting her into the DAR
- moving her into the house
- forgiving her
- separating from Richard
- recommitting to him
- my maid rotation

Patience. I love him, yes, but a naive nit-wit would say love alone sustains. Nicholas Sparks is a sappy writer whose books leave a good amount to be desired. Love does not conquer all ( Read more... )

I have not and will never be on a break. What a useless phrase. Breaks are ten minutes, fifteen at the most where maids disappear to wherever they flitter away to. A break is not an appropriate term to describe any amount of space in a relationship. Now, space can be taken. I took space from my husband. We needed space. We spent time apart ( Read more... )

- A maid working diligently
- A maid working quietly
- A maid working assuredly
- A maid working with confidence
- A maid who knows what she's doing
- The look a maid gives me when I ask her to do something and she doesn't understand. The sheer unintelligence conveyed is astounding

Your International Spy Name is Sass Goldfinger


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