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[is_the_walrus]

Five People Most Likely to Kill Richard Today
1.  Griffin
2.  Leia
3.  Han Solo
4.  Doctor Who
5.  Tony's boyfriend

Five People Who're a Fucking Lot Nicer Than Most People I've Met
1.  Ruthie
2.  Rose
3.  Tony
4.  Griffin
5.  Richard (sometimes)

Fifteen Things That Make No Fucking Sense
1.  I want to die.
2.  I don't want to die.
3.  Sam might not've been real.
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Comments

[kingofatlantis]

I'm nicer? I've gotta hand it to you mate, that's depressing as hell.

[is_the_walrus]

I can't be too choosy.

[kingofatlantis]

Apparently.

[is_the_walrus]

Or maybe I like quiet people who don't grope.

[killerdimples]

Wait. Wait.

Why am I going to kill you?

[is_the_walrus]

No, not me. Him.

[killerdimples]

....oh god it's like Tony and Matt.

[is_the_walrus]

Huh?

[fun_in_here]

Oh, c'mon, Tony's boyfriend got honorable mention.

..Least I'm nice. Thanks, I mean, maybe you can get them to put that in my eulogy.

[is_the_walrus]

Don't know the guy well enough to know if he's the violent type or not.

No one'll really kill you.

[fun_in_here]

I'm not holding my breath.

[is_the_walrus]

You're still alive. Kind of.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. A good deal of your second list contradicts itself, you know.
2. I won't personally be killing anyone.

[is_the_walrus]

1. That's why it's fucking confusing.
2. Good to hear. Richard doesn't really deserve it.

[darkest0knight]

I think you must have met some really shitty people.

[is_the_walrus]

Been getting that a lot. I like my list.

[darkest0knight]

It's less embarassing than some of the other lists floating around today.

[is_the_walrus]

Yeah, I've seen them. Five things I have in my underwear drawer, twelve STDs I've had in the last year, twenty people I could only do drunk...