10th

[is_the_walrus]

Five People Most Likely to Kill Richard Today
1.  Griffin
2.  Leia
3.  Han Solo
4.  Doctor Who
5.  Tony's boyfriend

Five People Who're a Fucking Lot Nicer Than Most People I've Met
1.  Ruthie
2.  Rose
3.  Tony
4.  Griffin
5.  Richard (sometimes)

Fifteen Things That Make No Fucking Sense
1.  I want to die.
2.  I don't want to die.
3.  Sam might not've been real.
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Comments

[fun_in_here]

Oh, c'mon, Tony's boyfriend got honorable mention.

..Least I'm nice. Thanks, I mean, maybe you can get them to put that in my eulogy.

[is_the_walrus]

Don't know the guy well enough to know if he's the violent type or not.

No one'll really kill you.

[fun_in_here]

I'm not holding my breath.

[is_the_walrus]

You're still alive. Kind of.

[fun_in_here]

What?

I'm as dead as they come.

[is_the_walrus]

You didn't die today.

[fun_in_here]

I'd think dyin the one time should be enough.

I hate this place.