10th

[is_the_walrus]

Five People Most Likely to Kill Richard Today
1.  Griffin
2.  Leia
3.  Han Solo
4.  Doctor Who
5.  Tony's boyfriend

Five People Who're a Fucking Lot Nicer Than Most People I've Met
1.  Ruthie
2.  Rose
3.  Tony
4.  Griffin
5.  Richard (sometimes)

Fifteen Things That Make No Fucking Sense
1.  I want to die.
2.  I don't want to die.
3.  Sam might not've been real.
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Comments

[darkest0knight]

I think you must have met some really shitty people.

[is_the_walrus]

Been getting that a lot. I like my list.

[darkest0knight]

It's less embarassing than some of the other lists floating around today.

[is_the_walrus]

Yeah, I've seen them. Five things I have in my underwear drawer, twelve STDs I've had in the last year, twenty people I could only do drunk...

[darkest0knight]

I think the City's favourite pastime is embarassing people with details of everyone's sex life.

The deities must all be fourteen year old boys.

[is_the_walrus]

Shit. That explains a lot.