Well, now that things are back as they should be, an' people seem t'be settlin' down, how's about a barbecue? There's talk of the festival still, so I can always set up shop to barbecue durin' the event. I mean, I was plannin' on caterin' anyhoo, but this way I'll crack two eggs with one hand, as th'sayin' goes. Actually, it's some stupid sayin ( Read more... )

I'm gonna change up th'menu for the summer season, but I need some "food for thought," as th'sayin' goes. I know where Mister Juan gets ahold o'the herbs he chews, and they do have a sort of relaxin' effect on the body. If I could get ahold of some of it, I could mix it in th'food, make up some burgers to counteract the angst 'round here. Kind o' ( Read more... )

( Private Entry )

In which Mamie is looking for a temporary replacement for Nash, but Heinz isn't interested in employment.

Heinz: I hear your asking for help...

Mamie: *cleaning countertops, she gives him a quick glance* Can you cook?

Heinz: No...

Mamie: ...Can you clean?

Heinz: No
Heinz: In fact thats not why I'm here

Mamie: *flat, expectant look*

Heinz: I'm here to ( Read more... )

...Anyone want t'make some extra cash while Mister Nash is away? I could use someone t'fill in for him while he's off chasin' Mister Fred, or whatever he's become. Nuthin' permanent, since I'm expecting him to be back at work bright an' early as soon has he comes back. I'll have his paycheck then instead of payin' him now...no use payin' a dead ( Read more... )

In which....

...Well, is asking Mamie for advice on women really a smart idea, Akaghi...?  And apparently Akaghi's hair bends forward when he's freaked out.

Akagi: *bent over the sink, sitting on a stool too small for him, doing the best dish washing job he's ever done in his life*

Mamie: *doodling stick people in the flour on the countertop, then ( Read more... )

I've got nuthin' serious against wingers or anythin', 'specially since Mister Landis always pays for his fish. He makes things 'round th'café interestin' when he does decide to show up. But someone thought it'd be mighty funny t'teleport him into th'kitchen durin' rush hour yesterday, an' I'm not laughing. He almost landed in th'stew, an' that ( Read more... )

In which Mamie stops by the infirmary to leave Pahn some soup, since he's sick with a cold.

Pahn: *wakes up in a strangely familiar place. He remembers not of the events that brought him there. Just that he feels really warm. He tries to get up, but finds it hard to move.* Geez...

Mamie: *shoves the infirmary door aside unceremoniously, carrying a ( Read more... )

In which Watari and Mamie do nothing of significant purpose except for some brief cafe-promoting brainstorming, afro-contemplation, and the NPC Duck has a highly philosophical conversation about pants.

Mamie: *is drawing little stick figures in the flour on the countertop*

Watari: All out of cooking ideas?

Mamie: Eh? *turns around, hastily wiping ( Read more... )

...Yeah, I guess this really isn't th'most appropriate time to be announcin' these, but I did promise to release the results of the contest. An' I keep my promises.

( Announcing the winners... )