birthday birthday birthday birthday

[ionianmode]

[Dear Samus: I hope you like utterly inedible vaguely foodlike lumps of smoking carbon, because Ionia made you one in honor of your birthday. At least the icing looks like it should taste fine. Even if it's got waaay too much food coloring. And looks kind of... gritty. Ionia couldn't find any icing sugar so she used the regular kind. She didn't

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[SEEKRIT PRIVATE]

[icequeen_aran]

[Samus was probably enjoying her lumpy Jeffcake either shortly before or after she discovered Ionia's... rock... cake... thing in her office. Which she did not eat. She did not try to eat it but the gesture did not go unappreciated.

HOWEVER. It is awfully hard to pull a fast one on Grandma but she feels like playing along today. HOW HARMLESS COULD IT BE? And then the whole school found out her birthday and she cried the end.]

...Alright, okay. I'll swing by in a little bit.

[Probably anywhere from half an hour to an hour later]

Private

[leadthemalong]

I agree! Samus deserves a wonderful birthday as a "thank you" for all she has done for the school.

As private as possible

[reversepikatrap]

I didn't know it was her birthday!

Wait! Did you say Samus was your grandma?

[Private! But hackable like whoa :'D]

[4x4_of_manly]

A grandma? Really? She looks pretty young.