birthday birthday birthday birthday
[Dear Samus: I hope you like utterly inedible vaguely foodlike lumps of smoking carbon, because Ionia made you one in honor of your birthday. At least the icing looks like it should taste fine. Even if it's got waaay too much food coloring. And looks kind of... gritty. Ionia couldn't find any icing sugar so she used the regular kind. She didn't know how old you were turning so she just put in every candle that she could find in the kitchen, because clearly more candles means more wishes.
She isn't allowed to use matches though, so she lit them with a welding torch left them unlit.
On the bright side, she also drew you a very nice card. Handmade with tender loving care. And construction paper and markers.
She was going to deliver these wonderful creations to your office personally, but then she had an EVEN BETTER IDEA. And ran off to enlist Nancy's aid in procuring balloons and streamers. And also to alert the network:]
Everybody! Today is Grandma Aran's birthday! I want it to be very special because a birthday is the most important day. It is good if I say happy birthday to her but it is better if lots of people are saying it too! If you are not busy then please come to the common room and we can all surprise her!
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Grandma! Ionia needs you to come to the dorm common room please!
But don't come right away! You have to wait for a bit, okay?
She isn't allowed to use matches though, so she lit them with a welding torch left them unlit.
On the bright side, she also drew you a very nice card. Handmade with tender loving care. And construction paper and markers.
She was going to deliver these wonderful creations to your office personally, but then she had an EVEN BETTER IDEA. And ran off to enlist Nancy's aid in procuring balloons and streamers. And also to alert the network:]
Everybody! Today is Grandma Aran's birthday! I want it to be very special because a birthday is the most important day. It is good if I say happy birthday to her but it is better if lots of people are saying it too! If you are not busy then please come to the common room and we can all surprise her!
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Grandma! Ionia needs you to come to the dorm common room please!
But don't come right away! You have to wait for a bit, okay?