3rd Atrocity - He's The One They Call Dr. Feel Good!

[inthenertz]

[So, some drone told Black Mage that he is actually Dr. Evilwizardginton. Who knew?

Not caring to be brainwashed just yet, the good doctor viciously murders his not!wife before heading off to work.

You can bet he's going to take full advantage of his responsibilities at work. You can find him there doing one of many horrible possible things

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E

[dolosa]

[Cue this girl freaking out. Or faking the fact that she's freaking out...]

W- Wha-

E

[inthenertz]

[The drone doctor will probably try to reassure her it's a necessary shot.

When he turns to look at Black Mage though, the ugly little guy speaks up.]

Here you go; I figured I'd prepare it for you to save you some time.

…

It's a slow day...

[Of course, BM wants to sit back and watch. Grinning like a giddy little kid.

The Drone Doctor looks to her again after thanking Dr. Evilwizardington. Giving her a friendly smile.]

Don't worry, this will only sting for a second.

[dolosa]

B- B- But what did he put in the needle...?!

1/2

[inthenertz]

Just the stuff for the shot! I swear!

See?

[Picks up a random jar... definitely not the right one.

Great, now the Drone is frowning and suspicious. He takes the jar to read just what it is.]

F - 1/2

[animalhusbandry]

[Walking into the office!]

Doctor, there seems to be a problem with my werewolf transfo--

2/2

[animalhusbandry]

...ah.

[inthenertz]

Hello Mr. Red Mage, what seems to be the problem with your made up ability...

that is stupid...

like your face?

[animalhusbandry]

Anything worth mastering takes time and careful study.

F

[vertulpen]

[The drone nurse sat him down and he waited for the doctor. His arm was feeling really good after Lucas had healed it but just like the boy had recommended, Netherlands went to the hospital to have it checked. All he needed was an X-ray, then he'd be done.

. . . but when he sees the 'doctor' he shifts a bit uncomfortably. You again.]

Is there somebody else I can see?

[Sigh.]

F

[inthenertz]

Don't worry, this will be quick.

[Gets a bone saw out.]

So, I am told you are here about your hurt arm?

F

[vertulpen]

It's feeling a lot better now. I was just hoping for an x-ray. . .

[An exercise in futility, basically.]

F

[inthenertz]

X-rays! Bah!

They tell you nothing.

We are going to have to operate to know for sure!

F

[friendly_ghosts]

[Have an adorable little girl Black Mage!]

Mr. Doctor? I don't feel good...

My tummy hurts and I have a headache...

[inthenertz]

Mwahahaha.... Mwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA

I mean... hi. We'll get that taken care of real quick.

First, can you do me a favor?

[friendly_ghosts]

....... okay....

[She doesn't think her stomach ache is all that funny...]

[inthenertz]

I want to play a joke on the nurse here. Can you call for her and fake cry? I'm going to jump out and scare her.

After that, we'll make your stomach ache go away I promise.

A

[enough_bodybags]

[Medic peers into the hospital room and raises an eyebrow. He's seen malpractice, but this is ridiculous.]

You know zhat von't get you very far.

A

[inthenertz]

[Still trying to smother the life out of the drone.]

You're face won't get you very far.

Now get lost, can't you see I'm doing doctor things here?

[enough_bodybags]

Zhat is zhe least efficient vay to get rid of zhem. You are not even doing it correctly.

[inthenertz]

Yeah, when I want your opinion I'll cut a hole in your back and make you my ventriloquist doll.

[BM is not very strong, but he's persistent. Putting his weight onto the struggling body.]