3rd Atrocity - He's The One They Call Dr. Feel Good!

[inthenertz]

[So, some drone told Black Mage that he is actually Dr. Evilwizardginton. Who knew?

Not caring to be brainwashed just yet, the good doctor viciously murders his not!wife before heading off to work.

You can bet he's going to take full advantage of his responsibilities at work. You can find him there doing one of many horrible possible things

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F - 1/2

[animalhusbandry]

[Walking into the office!]

Doctor, there seems to be a problem with my werewolf transfo--

2/2

[animalhusbandry]

...ah.

[inthenertz]

Hello Mr. Red Mage, what seems to be the problem with your made up ability...

that is stupid...

like your face?

[animalhusbandry]

Anything worth mastering takes time and careful study.

[inthenertz]

See, problem solved. I'm great at this job.

Now, I'll just give you your jerk shot and you can go on your way.

[He digs a needle out of the hazardous waste trash.]

[animalhusbandry]

That's hardly necessary. There's nothing at all wrong with my Constitution score.

[inthenertz]

Yet.

Now, what's your favorite color?

[Start's collecting jars of different liquids with different labels. Some have colors... The one with a red lid says "hazard" on it.]

[animalhusbandry]

I may only be able to cast up to 7th level white magic, but I'm relatively certain that particular mixture of chemicals will kill me.

1/3

[inthenertz]

Usually, I'd say the opposite of what you say is true.

Just to prove you wrong...

Nurse!

[A drone nurse wanders in.]

2/3

[inthenertz]

[He jumps her and jabs the needle into her neck, injecting her with whatever fluids he filled it.

She'll shried, spasm, and probably start to gurgle.]

3/3

[inthenertz]

Huh... I guess you're right.

Well, live and learn.

[animalhusbandry]

[Glances at the 'Dr. Evilwizardington' plaque on his desk.]

This town has a very depressing sense of humor sometimes.

[inthenertz]

I know. They put me in this position to taunt me.

Here I am, a doctor, unable to use the forces of chaos and detruction for medical applications.

Imagine the good I could do here with one fire spell.

[animalhusbandry]

I'm fairly certain the building itself would also be back after a day.

[inthenertz]

I know! It's like a conspiracy specifically against me.

[animalhusbandry]

Perhaps taking a few ranks in a Craft skill would help you vent some of that pent-up anger. It's a class skill for everyone, you know, and with all those bonus skill points from Intelligence you should have no problems affording it.