3rd Atrocity - He's The One They Call Dr. Feel Good!

[inthenertz]

[So, some drone told Black Mage that he is actually Dr. Evilwizardginton. Who knew?

Not caring to be brainwashed just yet, the good doctor viciously murders his not!wife before heading off to work.

You can bet he's going to take full advantage of his responsibilities at work. You can find him there doing one of many horrible possible things

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[enough_bodybags]

[Medic peers into the hospital room and raises an eyebrow. He's seen malpractice, but this is ridiculous.]

You know zhat von't get you very far.

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[inthenertz]

[Still trying to smother the life out of the drone.]

You're face won't get you very far.

Now get lost, can't you see I'm doing doctor things here?

[enough_bodybags]

Zhat is zhe least efficient vay to get rid of zhem. You are not even doing it correctly.

[inthenertz]

Yeah, when I want your opinion I'll cut a hole in your back and make you my ventriloquist doll.

[BM is not very strong, but he's persistent. Putting his weight onto the struggling body.]

[enough_bodybags]

I vould like to see you try zhat, for one. For anozher, a pillow is incredibly inefficient for smozhering someone, as zhey can still breazhe zhrough it somevhat.

[inthenertz]

Everyone sleeps, some just sleep heavier when you gas them under their door. Don't tempt me.

And I'm not in this for efficiency. It's more recreational smothering.

[enough_bodybags]

I could kill you before you even attempted zhat.

You are still doing it badly.

[inthenertz]

You could, but I'd be back the next day and evnetually I'd get you. And really, that's all that matters.

And you're really not getting the hint here. This isn't sociopath show and tell, now scram. It's hard to get my jollies when some creeper is watching.

Not saying I can't, I'd just be less proud of it.

[enough_bodybags]

You could increase your efficiency to kill more of zhem, if zhat is vhat you vant to do.

[inthenertz]

Yeah, this is why you're boring and your accent is stupid.

Learn to live a little, stop getting hung up on the details.