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[the droids are in da cantina!]
Pheeew doo. Ruuuuuurrrr deee de do. Beee bee dee do boo. Daa da dee de da ( Read more... ) -
Hey, you better all listen up!
Let's get one thing straight here.
This is my ship.
My ship, in case you missed it the first time.
That means I ain't gonna put up with fussy droids or whiny farmboys or old men one bolt of a hydrospanner loose. Got it?
Good.
Cause, I mean to do my job, and it's just to get you sons of a Hutt people to Alderaan. Doesn't mean I'm gonna put ( Read more... ) -
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Palace is boring. Dancing is boring. I wanted to go on the Death Star...looked fun. Thought maybe I could meet some interesting people...but noooo, I have to stay here and work on some new dance for some stupid ceremony the Emperor is hosting ( Read more... ) -
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I want to die.
I think I'm already dead, actually, and this is all some sort of... mirage after death. Dreaming beyond the grave.
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name: Augustus Palpatine
what do people call you?: the Emperor
birthday: Calendar weren't yet invented
current location: The Imperial Palace
height: very impressively tall. Just not standing next to Vader.
eye color: The most gorgeous shade of yellow
hair color: ...hair?
righty or lefty?: Righteous
a few questions: Fine, but only a few.
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[time: after the falcon has been brought on the death star]
I hear that we found a hunk of space junk and decided to pull it into our hanger. I really do need to have a word with the stormies about how they decorate, one man's trash is not always another man's treasure, certainly not in the case of this monstrosity of a ship. -
After Alderaan goes BOOM
Well, here I am, with the rebels.
*coughweeze*
Heard about Alderaan, and it pretty much sucks to be Tycho.
Err, I mean...those BASTARDS!
*sneezeshacksupalung*
I feel like shit. Think I'll lie down till the war is over.