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[swissarmyjedi]

I want to die.

I think I'm already dead, actually, and this is all some sort of... mirage after death. Dreaming beyond the grave.

They're dead. And it's my fault

Comments

[wannabenumber1]

Oh shut up. You're so damn whiny all the time. Get a kriffing grip. Wanh wanh waaaanh. Your life sucks, woe is you.

Get. Over. It.

[swissarmyjedi]

MY AUNT AND UNCLE ARE DEAD.

And it's my fault.

And a whole planet is gone.

I want to die.

[wannabenumber1]

At least you had a family, you stupid farmboy.

Gods.

And yeah, Alderaan being gone is kind of sad...Tarkin'll get his though. The Emperor liked Alderaanian Ale.

[swissarmyjedi]

I just want to lay down and die.

In the dark.

And maybe then it'll be quiet.

[han_solo_lite]

Wow, kid. Did the Mynock of Happiness crawl up your turbine and die or what?

[swissarmyjedi]

You don't understand me!

No one understands me!

They're dead. Ash and bone and dust and it's my fault.

And there's the totally hot princess, but she'll never go for me; no one really sees me.

[han_solo_lite]

Okay, I'm going to take pity and give you a couple of pointers. If you want this chick to go for you, you've got two options:

1) Stop crying and become a hotshot pilot so she'll be blinded by your manly ways and throw herself at your feet

or

2) Cry all the time and get injured a lot so she'll want to take care of you

Since you seem like the kind to favor Option #2, make sure it's during heroic battles and/or daring rescues-- burning yourself on the stove trying to boil water doesn't count.

[swissarmyjedi]

But then... I'll be tearing myself to pieces for her love and all that'll be left of me is blood and broken bones and a shattered heart.

I might as well jump into a chasm... it'd hurt less, in the end.

Love's like death, so I might as well die.

[i_shot_first]

Whoa, hold on there kid. You ain't taking me anywhere.

[swissarmyjedi]

JOOOOOOOINNNNNN ME IN DEATH.

You've got a kiffin' death wish anyway.

[i_shot_first]

So?

That doesn't mean I mean to act on it with a spoiled farm brat.

[swissarmyjedi]

I am not spoiled!

You just don't understand me. Or my pain.

[not_a_committee]

...

Cheer up, emo kid. Seriously.

And if all boys your age are like that, I'm happy that I never had a little brother. And that Winter's so good in bed. Wait- what?

[swissarmyjedi]

...

She's actually talking to me. I can die happy now.

With this perfect perfect moment carved into my heart.

omg lesbian porn with my sister bling bling!

[not_a_committee]

What is your childhood trauma? I don't have a brother, so I really can't possibly be your sister.

Except Captain Antilles always used to joke about how I used to have a twin sister, but she was bad. At least, I thought he was joking. Hmm... interesting.

[swissarmyjedi]

ABUWAHWHATWAIT NO WHEN--

--I say sister, I really mean, uh, in a, it's what we... call our... female friends. On Tatooine. Odd local custom. YES.

...

So, uh, how 'bout those Shad Furies.