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ALRIGHT GUYS, it's time for a unique and interesting twist.

I play Kid, Ikkaku, Rukia, and Watanuki...this is a "five things" meme for those characters. You come in--IC or OOC!--and ask something like HEY IKKAKU FIVE PEOPLE WHOSE ASSES YOU'VE CAUGHT YOURSELF LOOKING AT FOR MORE THAN HALF A MINUTE, or possibly FIVE THINGS RUKIA HATES ABOUT ______,

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[sisterskeeper]

HEY, IKKAKU, FIVE THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT SIMON THAT YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T.

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1. ...nice sweater vest.
   
   
2. One of these days he's gonna do that glazed eye thing and say nice things about River-chan, and someone's going to agree completely if you know what I mean and then he's going to punch that someone in the mouth and it's going to be hilarious. 'Course he's probably gonna need third-party interference but other than that? Hilarious. Comedy fuckin' gold.
   
   
3. He's blinding me with science. Quick, pretend to look interested!
   
   
4. ...kid, someone's gonna fuck your shit up good one day. Real. Good. No, I mean it this time! There'll be carnage! Next, more carnage. Next, pain and suffering. Next, the more-than-half of camp that actually SURPRISE, SURPRISE does like you'll start a riot and it'll just be...
   
   
5. ...déjà vu for you, huh. In camp and everything. When'd that happen again? How? What? Who?
   
   ...and where was I when that happened, again?

[hackstheplanet]

RUKIA, FIVE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO KISS AND HAVEN'T.

[on_target]

Five thoughts Ikkaku has had about Panthera.

[blue_bombshell]

So Ikkaku, Kid. Five guys you find yourself having homosexual urges to despite wanting to lack homosexuality. Because I'm sure there's something in the water and I swear it's in the name of science.

[rapidfirebrain]

A fifth didn't come to mind as easily. Sorry.

In no particular order, really. Save for the last. That one was more on the intentional side. But, mm, only a little.

1. Ah...actually, Sasarai-san was an interesting case. But, mm, I'm not quite sure how to explain that without making him or me seem some kind of crazy. Sorry.
   
   
2. Katou-san. I don't think this really warrants an explanation, which...isn't intended to flatter, I promise. Ask yourself this: "Between having fleeting, purely conceptual thoughts of this or that about a person and having lingering thoughts of breaking their nose or possibly x amount of bones in their body, which is healthier?"
   
   Come to think of it, I doubt I know either.
   
   Next.
   
   
3. Tetsuma.
   
   
4. ...I was about fourteen, I think. Give or take a couple months. Summer. I hadn't found a high school to apply to yet

[mopsnbrooms]

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...ah, shit. Shitshitshitshit THIS NEVER LEAVES HERE.

1. Rey.
   
   
2. ...okayso aside from all the crazy transvestite hookers and shit in Rukon, when I got to Seireitei there was this guy, right, he was my roommate for about a couple months in the dorms. Ran through roommates pretty quick, already told one story on Yumichika's birthday but--basically this guy had more class, more charisma. Also, fag I am not shitting you, he gave Yumichika the best run for his money I have ever seen. EVER.
   
   Can't say I didn't like 'im, no! He was great! Friendly! We hit it off. He wasn't a pansy, he just looked like one, y'see. Was even kind enough not to bring boys into the room after eleven PM.
   
   ...he was, what, a fifth year, sixth year? Yeah.
   
   It wasn't bad, no, far as that shit goes but that was just SO FUCKING AWKWARD, you wouldn't even believe. Least it was for me, I didn't have sparkles and rainbows to hide behind.
   
   Bastards.
   
   
3. Renji does the weirdest shit when he's drunk. Also gets emotional. Not that I'm saying he's got nothing to be emotional about,