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[insertbaldjoke]

ALRIGHT GUYS, it's time for a unique and interesting twist.

I play Kid, Ikkaku, Rukia, and Watanuki...this is a "five things" meme for those characters. You come in--IC or OOC!--and ask something like HEY IKKAKU FIVE PEOPLE WHOSE ASSES YOU'VE CAUGHT YOURSELF LOOKING AT FOR MORE THAN HALF A MINUTE, or possibly FIVE THINGS RUKIA HATES ABOUT ______,

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[cockroachangel]

FIVE THINGS ABOUT KATOU THAT KID DOESN'T HATE/ONLY FIND MILDLY IRRITATING/MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE.

[rapidfirebrain]

...wouldn't you know it, this was a tough one.

1. The fetish and fashion cracks. "Only mildly irritating," right? For a value of mildly, anyway.
   
   
2. His mouth, I think, would fit into the "doesn't hate" category. Contrary to what you might think, I really only want to punch it sometimes.
   
   
3. But more than, I think, my ability to hurt him. I...well. Taking into consideration the nature of man and all, would you take greater interest in someone you can hurt or someone who can hurt you?
   
   ...he's likely both, now that I say it out loud, but it's really a thinly-veiled "sadist or masochist" question.
   
   Scary.
   
   
4. I don't think he really believes I'm seventeen.
   
   
5. It's something about this nature, this standard of living, where Seibu's Kid is supposed to pass through people's lives, and that's it. To keep oneself from mattering to people, I think. Something fleeting, and inconsequential

[mopsnbrooms]

What are five things that you regret not doing, Kid-san?

[rapidfirebrain]

...five.

1. Before I came to camp? My laundry.
   
   
2. When Tetsuma and I first made it onto the team, I...mm, neglected to mention to Ushijima about Tetsuma's...you know, the thing about following orders?
   
   I still feel bad about that, heh. There're still dents in the bleachers. Ushijima forgave him, yeah, and they wanted to make him a lineman after that, but. That'd be before Tetsuma and I played our first game.
   
   
3. It'd be nice if I could've found a place closer to the school... I don't really have any problems with early morning practice, but I have to wake up earlier to make the walk.
   
   
4. Could've won the spring tournament. The receivers improved a lot in the summer, though.
   
   
5. Everything else.

[mopsnbrooms]

Mm. Could I ask if there's anything here in camp that you regret doing?

[beatdownblue]

Five things Yachiru did to Ikkaku that They Will Never Speak Of Again.

[cockroachangel]

...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ICON.

[beatdownblue]

DOUJINSHI LOVES ME LIKE IT'S BLIIIIND

[brokenclover]

Five things that piss Watanuki off about Doumeki. Or alternately five things that piss Ikkaku off about Ryuuken. :D

[slaveforyuu]

Only five...you're joking, right??? What about a multiple of five, like ten or fifty or five hundred? Can I use a decimal system?

1. He doesn't react to ANYTHING, have you noticed? The sky could turn purple and Mount Fuji could catch fire in the distance and the ground could open up and swallow a dog nearby and he wouldn't blink.
   
   Sometimes I think he's daydreaming. I mean, he's got to do it sometime, with all that dumb staring off into the distance. But you can't really tell if you're catching him at it because he's just. That. Kind. Of freak.
   
   
2. I am not his chef or his maid and I do not take menu requests and if he doesn't stop making ridiculous orders I foresee pain and suffering in his future. A lot of it.
   
   
3. He's stupid.
   
   Doumeki is stupid.
   
   You'd have to be stupid to be like him. There's just... There's just no way.
   
   
4. Because there is absolutely nothing smart about...
   
   
5. HE'S NOT BETTER THAN ME AT SOCCER, OKAY? OKAY.
   
   I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT STRAIGHTENED OUT.

[bzzzkill]

Five things Ikkaku wants to do with Soi Fong. Inside camp or out of it.

[insertbaldjoke]

1. ...okay for real? Her and me, the second we're out. We're gonna find some Hollows. And we're gonna fuck their shit up good.
   
   
2. A DATE, shit yes. Ninjas get taught how to dance in ninja school, right? Part of that whole versatility thing? Ninja missions? Ninjas like noodle bars, right? What kinda girl doesn't like a noodle bar?
   
   
3. ...so they say she's a kinda workaholic. Which's great, hey, I know workaholics, I am a workaholic though less with the desks and more with the kicking ass. Right. And...okay, I hear the compound for the covert ops's...real heavily guarded. Ninjas, everywhere, they said! Where you can't see 'em! Where you can't sense 'em! ONE TOE ON THAT GRASS AND THEY'RE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU ALREADY.
   
   ...so she works a, what, nine to five schedule? Nine to eight? Nine to midnight?
   
   Yeah, I'm bustin' in and doing a good old-fashioned kidnapping. The imprints of ninja feet on my ass will never go away but. Worth it? Hell yeah.
   
   
4. In or outta camp, I am doing that hug thing.
   
   
5. Talk