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ALRIGHT GUYS, it's time for a unique and interesting twist.

I play Kid, Ikkaku, Rukia, and Watanuki...this is a "five things" meme for those characters. You come in--IC or OOC!--and ask something like HEY IKKAKU FIVE PEOPLE WHOSE ASSES YOU'VE CAUGHT YOURSELF LOOKING AT FOR MORE THAN HALF A MINUTE, or possibly FIVE THINGS RUKIA HATES ABOUT ______,

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1. ...okay for real? Her and me, the second we're out. We're gonna find some Hollows. And we're gonna fuck their shit up good.
   
   
2. A DATE, shit yes. Ninjas get taught how to dance in ninja school, right? Part of that whole versatility thing? Ninja missions? Ninjas like noodle bars, right? What kinda girl doesn't like a noodle bar?
   
   
3. ...so they say she's a kinda workaholic. Which's great, hey, I know workaholics, I am a workaholic though less with the desks and more with the kicking ass. Right. And...okay, I hear the compound for the covert ops's...real heavily guarded. Ninjas, everywhere, they said! Where you can't see 'em! Where you can't sense 'em! ONE TOE ON THAT GRASS AND THEY'RE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU ALREADY.
   
   ...so she works a, what, nine to five schedule? Nine to eight? Nine to midnight?
   
   Yeah, I'm bustin' in and doing a good old-fashioned kidnapping. The imprints of ninja feet on my ass will never go away but. Worth it? Hell yeah.
   
   
4. In or outta camp, I am doing that hug thing.
   
   
5. Talk!
   
   Really talk.
   
   ...this one can go before or after the hug. Beggars and choosers, oi.