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ALRIGHT GUYS, it's time for a unique and interesting twist.

I play Kid, Ikkaku, Rukia, and Watanuki...this is a "five things" meme for those characters. You come in--IC or OOC!--and ask something like HEY IKKAKU FIVE PEOPLE WHOSE ASSES YOU'VE CAUGHT YOURSELF LOOKING AT FOR MORE THAN HALF A MINUTE, or possibly FIVE THINGS RUKIA HATES ABOUT ______,

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...ah, shit. Shitshitshitshit THIS NEVER LEAVES HERE.

1. Rey.
   
   
2. ...okayso aside from all the crazy transvestite hookers and shit in Rukon, when I got to Seireitei there was this guy, right, he was my roommate for about a couple months in the dorms. Ran through roommates pretty quick, already told one story on Yumichika's birthday but--basically this guy had more class, more charisma. Also, fag I am not shitting you, he gave Yumichika the best run for his money I have ever seen. EVER.
   
   Can't say I didn't like 'im, no! He was great! Friendly! We hit it off. He wasn't a pansy, he just looked like one, y'see. Was even kind enough not to bring boys into the room after eleven PM.
   
   ...he was, what, a fifth year, sixth year? Yeah.
   
   It wasn't bad, no, far as that shit goes but that was just SO FUCKING AWKWARD, you wouldn't even believe. Least it was for me, I didn't have sparkles and rainbows to hide behind.
   
   Bastards.
   
   
3. Renji does the weirdest shit when he's drunk. Also gets emotional. Not that I'm saying he's got nothing to be emotional about, guy's had a tough life.
   
   The Kuchiki wigs, they led us through some tough times. They let Hisagi sneak into meetings at the Women's Association. Putting 'em on practice dummies never gets old. Wearing them to the mandatory formals? Priceless shit, just ask Iba. He was Captain Kuchiki and I was Rukia-chan and people got a kick out of it right up till we got our asses thrown out.
   
   But, uh, after this?
   
   Yeah. They had to go.
   
   
4. Did I mention the part where Hisagi's made out with everyone and their moms?
   
   Yeah, well. Hisagi's made out with everyone and their moms. Pissed drunk, sure, but there is no way in hell that guy's a hundred percent straight. Don't listen to a word he says on the subject, oi.
   
   
5. ...not too sure but I think Yumichika's trying to make up for lost time.
   
   I also think he's actually a vampire.
   
   Goddamn vampires.