Hogwarts, you dirty dogs!

[insectintegrity]

Scandalous Society Shorts
November is Naughty Month for Hogwarts and its Former Students
By special society correspondent Rita Skeeter

"I Didn't Know He Was Underage!"

The Hogwarts community is rocked by revelations of a sexual scandal within its hallowed halls

Comments

[paparazzi_colin]

I happen to be truly gay, most of the others are just cashing in for the free t-shirts.

[waitingfortom]

You get free t-shirts?!

[potter_mouth]

I KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS GOT FREE T-SHIRTS.

[no_opinion]

I, too, am genuinely gay, and I don't own any t-shirts.

[paparazzi_colin]

I owled it to you like three months ago Padma.

[no_opinion]

And I received it, but my statement is still technically true.

I would never wear it because I don't wear t-shirts, so I donated it.

[potter_mouth]

WHO DID YOU DONATE IT TO? THE GAY HOMELESS?

[herbology_dork]

not all of us are gay, you know. i happen to be married.

to a woman, i mean.