Hogwarts, you dirty dogs!

[insectintegrity]

Scandalous Society Shorts
November is Naughty Month for Hogwarts and its Former Students
By special society correspondent Rita Skeeter

"I Didn't Know He Was Underage!"

The Hogwarts community is rocked by revelations of a sexual scandal within its hallowed halls

Comments

[no_opinion]

I, too, am genuinely gay, and I don't own any t-shirts.

[paparazzi_colin]

I owled it to you like three months ago Padma.

[no_opinion]

And I received it, but my statement is still technically true.

I would never wear it because I don't wear t-shirts, so I donated it.

[potter_mouth]

WHO DID YOU DONATE IT TO? THE GAY HOMELESS?

[no_opinion]

Harry Potter, that isn't the slightest bit funny. Do you have any idea how many young gay homeless there are? And how much they can be helped by donations of things like t-shirts?

[potter_mouth]

DON'T LIE. IT'S HILARIOUS. JUST PICTURE IT IN YOUR MIND. OH HO HO...I'M LAUGHING.

[insectintegrity]

This just in: Harry Potter is prejudiced against the homeless, homosexuals.

You just invite the headlines!

[potter_mouth]

OH, COME ON, I'M PREJUDICED AGAINST EVERYONE.