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Scandalous Society Shorts
November is Naughty Month for Hogwarts and its Former Students
By special society correspondent Rita Skeeter

"I Didn't Know He Was Underage!"

The Hogwarts community is rocked by revelations of a sexual scandal within its hallowed halls ( Read more... )

Before we get to the article, I just want to say how proud I am of the graduates of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry who successfully got a place at the schools of their dreams thanks to my advice, especially those who followed tip #6. You make such dashing pirates! I almost want to take you on as my crew ( Read more... )

God has a plan for you.

That is, if you're Gaius.

The rest of you can wait for the bombs to drop.

THE NUMBER SIX
Six Tips to Get YOU Into the Wizarding Uni of Your Dreams
By special correspondent Rita Skeeter

Have you been struggling with applications, unable to find funds for your higher education, worried that your wand isn't up to university standards? This week's edition of The Number Six will tell you how to sell yourself to that ( Read more... )

I simply can't wait until the 25th for this. Consider it an early gift!

( A very special present to all of you )

More great news! The lasiktatious charm took well, so I'm now seeing quite perfectly! I've almost been rehired, so you'll soon see me in the print world again! So don't you think that's fabulous? I just need to flash a little more of the pearly whites (the gold really competed with the shine in my hair so I got those redone as well) and fluff the ( Read more... )

My TransFigure surgery is complete, and I am STUNNING! Don't you agree?

"Witch Weekly" won't know WHAT to say about this!


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My dear interweb readers, I want you to know how much I've missed sharing my fantastic articles with you. It's been a long time since I was regularly published. That unfortunate house arrest business rather interfered with my writing, and I was quite out of the frame of mind needed to meet my usual standards. I want all of you to know that I hope ( Read more... )

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well Hogwarts, you are veeery interestingg indede!!!!

The world will knw of your exploitss!!! my articles will be PUBLISHED once I am out of here!!!!!! HAHAHAHAA.