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[insectintegrity]

My dear interweb readers, I want you to know how much I've missed sharing my fantastic articles with you. It's been a long time since I was regularly published. That unfortunate house arrest business rather interfered with my writing, and I was quite out of the frame of mind needed to meet my usual standards. I want all of you to know that I hope

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[paparazzi_colin]

My god.
I'm in love with that green silk jacket, where did you get it???

[insectintegrity]

Twilfitt and Tatting's, of course. The trim would look horrid with your hair.

[paparazzi_colin]

Oh that was just mean!!!

[insectintegrity]

The truth sometimes is.

Young man, you shouldn't wear large trims around the neck when your hair is that large! Your face would get lost in all that volume.

[grrgoyle]

I feel fat.

[cedeadric]

Thats because your fat.

[insectintegrity]

There's a simple solution to that! A skilled TransFigure surgeon can take that fat right out with a few applications of lardum amputo.

You'll need plenty of galleons for it, but isn't it worth it?