Comments | insafemode: Defining Moment In A Grocery Store #7 (there are 6 others scattered amongst this lj)

insafemode

Defining Moment In A Grocery Store #7 (there are 6 others scattered amongst this lj)

Jan 21, 2009 15:04

My nose is running for President of my face. I'm in a grocery store, basket full of bagels, cream cheese, and juice. Tissues. God, do I need tissues. So, I go to the paper goods aisle, and begin staring down the long line of facial tissue boxes. Out of nowhere, the mostly dormant gay part of my brain says I need to get a box whose pattern ( Read more... )

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insafemode January 21 2009, 21:02:32 UTC

I,uh, I've got no idea. Maybe to....no. Perhaps because...unlikely.

Yea, I got nothing.

glove_puppet January 21 2009, 20:53:09 UTC

I'm guessing cat coloured. Since things in a cat owner's house are either a)the cat or
b)coated in a dusting of cat fluff.

insafemode January 21 2009, 21:03:19 UTC

My cat doesn't shed much. Or, at least, she hasn't yet.

glove_puppet January 21 2009, 21:09:09 UTC

If you feel you should have more cat sheddage, do let me know. Molly has fluff to spare.

superslayer18 January 21 2009, 20:55:54 UTC

I LOL'd. Thank you.

insafemode January 21 2009, 21:03:38 UTC

Welcome.

miss_ljv January 21 2009, 21:06:17 UTC

I lol'd, and then read it to the boy, and lol'd some more. My nose is in a similar situation. And it is ridiculous how many choises there are for kleenex.

miss_ljv January 21 2009, 21:06:44 UTC

Holy crap excuse my misspelling of choices.

insafemode February 1 2009, 07:49:15 UTC

No problem. I am the King of Unchecked Typos.

fetteredwolf January 21 2009, 22:51:21 UTC

Get the Disney Princess box. That goes with everything.

insafemode February 1 2009, 07:48:51 UTC

You are wise beyond your years. From bnow on, my only decision will be between Ariel and Snow White.