Defining Moment In A Grocery Store #7 (there are 6 others scattered amongst this lj)

[insafemode]

My nose is running for President of my face.  I'm in a grocery store, basket full of bagels, cream cheese, and juice.  Tissues.  God, do I need tissues.  So, I go to the paper goods aisle, and begin staring down the long line of facial tissue boxes.  Out of nowhere, the mostly dormant gay part of my brain  says I need to get a box whose pattern

Comments

[rubine]

i like those patterns that look like something torn straight off of bill cosby's upper body.

[insafemode]

Those are my favorite, too.

[crysalim]

i like your poem about the inauguration *

[insafemode]

I was totally thinking of posting one. Now, I guess I have to.

[tupelo_lights]

You must not be properly expressing yourself with the hanky code. Now your gay psyche is taking it out on your bedside table.

[insafemode]

Me and hanky code have never gotten along.

[monkeythis]

you told this story and i was there and i still get no mention nor a secret lj code name. i might hold your cat for ransom... but that might be more a reward than a punishment.
mrowwwwwwwr

[insafemode]

Do I know you?

p.s. Selina has totally never said Mrowwwwwwwr. Every meow she has is punctuated with a question mark.

[theidolhands]

Why have I been banned from joining bad_sex?

I have my birth date on my profile, contacted you personally twice to inquire, and belong to many other comms of a similar nature.

[insafemode]

Your birthdate changed twice. And is obviously inaccurate. And I really don't like spending time rechecking profiles. And, frankly, I don't have the time to check what communities you already belong to and decide whether or not to add you. If it's too much work, I ban you.

[miss_ljv]

I love how people hunt you down on your pesonal LJ. IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD OMGGGG WHY CAN'T I BE A PART OF THE BAD SEX???

Phew. It's been awhile since I posted a sentence in all caps. I feel better now.