It's nice to know some things don't change.

[innerbrat]

I have a new girlfriend. I met her at New Years. She's ickle and wee and really really pretty. Her hobbies are gentle biting and sleeping, preferably in breasts, which clearly is one of the things I like in girlfriends. Her name is Sleepy Bitey,* and she likes me. Or at least, I think she does, as she chose to sleep against my breasts and then pee'

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[dramawench]

Awwww! Are you gonna post pics? She sounds adorable!

[aintesduck]

Oooo, cool pic! ^_^

This year I decided to break with tradition and not have a huge hangover on the first. Getting old, I guess...

[miraielle]

You are in Brighton! How LONG are you in Brighton?

[innerbrat]

I am in Brighton until the 8th or the 9th of January, I believe.

[miraielle]

I am also in Brighton! Indefinitely! Like, half a mile from where you are in Brighton.

[strange_selkie]

I have the plague. This has delayed mince production significantly. I know you're in the country until the 8th(?) but will ship overseas rather than have it miss you. (I'm weird about cross-contamination and will not prepare food while I have the plague.)

Love, Selkie.

What is that thing, a flying fruit bat?

[innerbrat]

Aw, that's sweet. You don't have to, really, if there's plague I'd rather you got better.

It's a flying squirrel, belonging to a friend of Bing's called Aly (not that on in particular: the one I was cuddling all NYE)

[strange_selkie]

I have all the ingredients lined up on the countertop, though. And nothing to do with them besides make mince pies. :)

I am very stoned right now, though.

[huskyteer]

OH MAN. I've seen photo evidence that it's possible to own a flying squirrel of your very own, but nobody has ever confirmed that in person before.

Want.

[eevee]

oh god the eyes are going to absorb my soul