It's nice to know some things don't change.

[innerbrat]

I have a new girlfriend. I met her at New Years. She's ickle and wee and really really pretty. Her hobbies are gentle biting and sleeping, preferably in breasts, which clearly is one of the things I like in girlfriends. Her name is Sleepy Bitey,* and she likes me. Or at least, I think she does, as she chose to sleep against my breasts and then pee'

Comments

[foreverdirt]

Your new girlfriend is totally cute. Does she have a sister?

[sdelmonte]

Does squirrel come with moose?

[sir_gareth]

I told you Rome was awesome! New season in a few weeks!

Also, very oddly, I think we were all watching Scrubs s4 at the same time. Ah, Heather Graham, you have quite perfect breasts.

[shati]

I pimped your fic, but maybe someone else did too, cause I don't know how some of the commenters would've found it through me.

[bodldops]

a) ZOMG THE CUTIE! WITH THE CUTE! AND THE EXTRA DASH OF FREAKIN' ADORABLE!

b) If you were so utterly cruel to bring in Mel as a wee!Mel who is traumatized, I'd try to send an Ace.

I'd try to send an Ace anyway, because I miss Mel-Ace.

Woe.