I have a new girlfriend. I met her at New Years. She's ickle and wee and really really pretty. Her hobbies are gentle biting and sleeping, preferably in breasts, which clearly is one of the things I like in girlfriends. Her name is Sleepy Bitey,* and she likes me. Or at least, I think she does, as she chose to sleep against my breasts and then pee'
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