Title: Visitation Rights
Chapter: 1
Genre: Humour/Family
Rating: T
Characters: Deidara, Ino
Summary: It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime TV talk show. Crackfic.

Notes: Okay seriously, this started out as a short oneshot thing and spiralled out of control ( Read more... )

Title: Subtle Matter
Genre: General/Psychological
Rating: T
Characters: Hidan, Konan
Summary: He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. 52 Flavours format.

( You know, I'm starting to think you ignore me on purpose. )

Title: Reason For Absence
Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Characters: Hidan, Ino and the rest of Akatsuki
Summary: She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Crack AU.

( Late for an appointment, judge would be mad, judge would be unimpressed, screwed up the case, killed a guy, late for an appointment- )

Title: Bantam Eden
Genre: Suspense
Rating: T
Characters: Hidan, Ino
Summary: Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds the Yamanaka flower shop to be the one that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Very slight AU.

( What a pretty girl, what a perfect girl. )

Title: Movie Night
Genre: Friendship
Rating: K+
Characters: Pre-timejump Naruto, Shizune
Summary: Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour.

( Strange, his apartment had never looked so ominous and creepy before. )

Here it is, all 132 mood themes. :D I felt like showing off my effort.

( If only we were all as easily amused as this guy. )