Title: Ball and Chain
Genre: Humour/Romance
Rating: T
Characters: Ino, Sasuke
Summary: The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially
when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly
smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.

( I am going to make you cry, Uchiha Sasuke. When that day comes, we'll see if you still want me for a wife. )

Title: The Hazards of Amity
Chapter: 2
Genre: General/Family/Romance
Rating: T
Characters: Itachi, Sasuke, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara
Summary: Kill the Family. Leave the Village. Wait to die. That had been the plan from the beginning. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving, winning the fourth shinobi war and undergoing emotional ( Read more... )

Title: Crack Whims
Chapter: 20
Genre: Humour/General
Rating: T
Characters: Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke
Prompt: (From here) There's a cock outside your window. What are you going to do about it?

( He was huge. )

Title: The Hazards of Amity
Chapter: 1
Genre: General/Family/Romance
Rating: T
Characters: Itachi, Sasuke, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara
Summary: Kill the Family. Leave the Village. Wait to die. That had been the plan from the beginning. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving, winning the fourth shinobi war and undergoing emotional ( Read more... )

Title: Sky Runs Red
Chapter: 3
Genre: Drama/Suspense
Rating: M
Characters: Temari, Itachi
Summary: Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

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Title: Crack Whims
Chapter: 19
Genre: Humour/General
Rating: T
Characters: Orochimaru, Sasuke, Kabuto
Prompt: Birthdays

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Title: Sky Runs Red
Chapter: 2
Genre: Drama/Suspense
Rating: M
Characters: Temari, Itachi
Summary: Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

( What did they have to hold onto, beside old ghosts and secrets? )

Title: Sky Runs Red
Chapter: 1
Genre: Drama/Suspense
Rating: M
Characters: Temari, Itachi
Summary: Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

( Twenty-nine days since the purge began. Twenty-nine days since they lost the war. )

Title: Trip the Light Fantastic
Chapter: 1
Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Characters: Neji, Ino
Summary: Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

( Would it be the Viennese waltz? Contemporary? The quick step? Or, God forbid, the rumba? )

Title: Crack Whims
Chapter: 17
Genre: Humour/General
Rating: T
Characters: Itachi, Temari
Prompt: Commonalities

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