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[phone]
You won’t admit to itIt makes no senseVOICEMAIL
Cell: [text/voicemail/picture capable ♥]
"So y'click this button and then- Is it recording? It didn't say- Shit! No, no how do you stop it fuckstoprecordingmeAUGH. Listen to me! I'm your master you piece of- Uh... Th-this is Naruto. Leave a message after the- [BEEP]"PICTURE GOES HEREBut I’m ( Read more... ) -
[logs]
Everything is listed in chronological order to save everyone the risk of headaches/stress/suicide. You can thank me with love or even the occasional lap dance. Enjoy. ♥
I Do It For the Fame [Ukon/Naruto] [o7.21.o9 early afternoon]
o1. And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies... [Tenten/Kiba/Naruto] [Backdated: 4 years/Written entirely by ( Read more... ) -
[info + concrit]
There's always room for improvement! So if you ever have any tips for me or think of a way to help me play/write better please let me know. I really do like positive criticism and react better when anon is professional with their statement. In other words, please be gentle. ♥
Anonymous commenting is on, comments screened!And for those of you that ( Read more... ) -
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What's so damn special about some fat baby jesus wannabee with wings flying around all doped up with love vibes and shooting people in the ass with giant sex arrows ( Read more... ) -
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Hold your applause. I'll get to thanking all the little people that made this possible after the whinestorm passes. It's a heavy one today, folks. -
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The Uzumaki resolution is to be even more awesome this year than in the one before. It's the least I can do for all of you. Half of you don't got much else to look forward to. I mean, check out Uchiha ( Read more... )