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[impellere]

What's so damn special about some fat baby jesus wannabee with wings flying around all doped up with love vibes and shooting people in the ass with giant sex arrows

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[inverdure]

So... no plans this Sunday?

[impellere]

Nothing written down.

[inverdure]

How did I guess?

[impellere]

You don't got a date and you come to the one thing you crave.

[infrawhite]

There is a thing such as taking matters too seriously. Having oodles of experience in that, I have every right to point this out to you.

[impellere]

No, I get it now. V-Day is serious business, Neji.

[infrawhite]

So far from it that I don't find it hard to disregard as a holiday in its entirety.

[impellere]

That's what lonely people are supposed to say!

[goodwithscalpel]

Where's my chocolate, little man?

[impellere]

I totally got you some.

[goodwithscalpel]

Good boy.

[impellere]

I wouldn't forget.

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[itsa_twister]

You know, if you squint, and tilt your head just right, this actually makes sense.

[impellere]

If you dim the lights you get to see a lot more.

[itsa_twister]

Is that so? And what does that accomplish?

[impellere]

The best sex is with bad lighting.

[equated]

Hebephile.

...eat your noodles, Uzumaki.

[impellere]

Been there, done that.

[equated]

Aaa. So they're not a cure-all for seasonal depression. Fascinating.

[impellere]

Who's depressed?