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[imnotamommasboy]

I'm on a farm with talking animals and am babysitting five year old with an afro and a cow suit. Who won't stop calling me 'Sephy.'

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I'm selling the kid to the butcher's. Be back later.

Comments

[heyheywhat]

Good luck on that. He's a fucking annoying retard.

[imnotamommasboy]

I doubt I'll get much from him though.

[heyheywhat]

Because I'm suspecting that he actually lacks a brain.

[imnotamommasboy]

Then I actually might be able to sell him. No risk of mad cow disease.

[friendofgon]

I'm trying not to laugh at you. I really am.

[imnotamommasboy]

You're not trying very hard.

[friendofgon]

I tried for a second or so.

[imnotamommasboy]

......that doesn't help.

[sonotzack]

Wow. Do I feel sorry for that kid.

[imnotamommasboy]

Don't. He deserves it.

[sonotzack]

More so for being saddled with you, but I guess you can't have everything.

Besides, sounds like he likes his 'Sephy-wephy'. Maybe you should keep him. Might tone down the psychotic tendencies.

[imnotamommasboy]

Too bad. I'm feeding him to the cows.

[iamlambosan]

HIHI WE HAVE ANIMALS BUT THEY TALK. THIS IS WEIRD. AND THEY KEEP THINKING IM A COW SHOULD I GET THEM WITH LAMBO-SANS EYE LASERS?

[imnotamommasboy]

Maybe they feel some sort of deep primordial connection with you.

[iamlambosan]

THEY THINK IM STUPID THOUGH

[imnotamommasboy]

Maybe if you acted more like a cow, they'll slowly start to accept you.

[topsoldier_zack]

I feel sorry for the kid since he's stuck with you.

[imnotamommasboy]

Quit agreeing with the Chocobo Head, Zack. It makes you look even more retarded.

[topsoldier_zack]

What? Did Cloud say the same thing?

[imnotamommasboy]

...That's what I just said, Black Chocobo Head.