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[imnotamommasboy]

I'm on a farm with talking animals and am babysitting five year old with an afro and a cow suit. Who won't stop calling me 'Sephy.'

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I'm selling the kid to the butcher's. Be back later.

Comments

[heyheywhat]

Good luck on that. He's a fucking annoying retard.

[imnotamommasboy]

I doubt I'll get much from him though.

[heyheywhat]

Because I'm suspecting that he actually lacks a brain.

[imnotamommasboy]

Then I actually might be able to sell him. No risk of mad cow disease.

[heyheywhat]

Haha, that's an idea.

What the fuck is up with the talking animals?

[imnotamommasboy]

I have no idea. Communism or something.

[heyheywhat]

More convenient if it were a slaughterhouse instead of a farm.

[imnotamommasboy]

More things to burn here, though.

[heyheywhat]

Cutting them up is better.

[imnotamommasboy]

That is true, but fire is so much dramatic in some cases.

[heyheywhat]

Erasing one's trail and whatnot.

I guess I should agree about the dramatic flair, though.

[imnotamommasboy]

Yes. And murdering any and all witnesses.

[heyheywhat]

Fair enough.

Squalo.

[imnotamommasboy]

Sephiroth.

((ooc: ....I can't believe I recognized the Shakespeare quote for your icon keywords. *facepalm*))

[heyheywhat]

Nice to meet you, I suppose.

(ooc: shakespeare is teh shizz. ♥ i'm more amused by the resemblance between these two. XD)

[imnotamommasboy]

Always good to meet somebody who's not squeamish about selling a small child to the butcher's.

((ooc: White hair, no qualms whatsoever about killing people? XD))